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LOOK AT ME GO,

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LEADING AN ARMY
OF HALF-DEAD ZOMBIE WARRIORS

3
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ON A QUEST
TO SAVE A PRINCESS.

4
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NOW, THAT IS
SOLID HERO STUFF.

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ONE OF YOUR MOST HEROIC
SCENARIOS, SIR.

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LEGENDARY.
 TOTALLY.

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THOUGH
YOU HAVE TO ADMIT,

8
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WHEN THE FLESH
HITS THE ROAD,

9
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IT IS FEELING JUST A BIT
CHALLENGING,

10
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IS IT NOT?

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[ GROWLING ]

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[ GROANING ]

13
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NO, GUYS.
GUYS, GO AROUND THE TREE.

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GO AROUND.

15
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[ MOANING ]

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I DON'T KNOW WHY
I BOTHER.

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I MEAN, THEY'RE BASICALLY
USELESS, AREN'T THEY?

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YEAH, PRETTY MUCH.

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ALTHOUGH I HAVE NOTICED THEY ARE
QUITE DRAWN TO YOU, SIR.

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MAYBE IT'S BECAUSE YOU WERE
BRIEFLY DEAD. [ CHUCKLES ]

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OH, YES,
AND WHY WAS THAT, SID?

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WHY WAS I BRIEFLY DEAD?

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I TOLD YOU HOW BAD I FEEL
ABOUT THAT.

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YOU EVER GONNA LET IT GO?
 OH, YOU MEAN LIKE

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WHEN YOU LET GO OF THE SWORD
AND IT FLEW THROUGH THE AIR,

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STICKING INTO MY CHEST,
TEMPORARILY KILLING ME?

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SO I'LL TAKE THAT
AS A "NO," THEN.

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RIGHT.
WE'RE ALMOST TO VALENCIA.

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I'M GONNA SCOUT AHEAD
TO THAT CASTLE,

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SEE IF IT'S TRULY EMPTY.

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WOW.
VALENCIA.

32
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SEEMS LIKE JUST YESTERDAY,

33
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I WAS THE WORST TYRANT
THIS LAND HAS EVER SEEN.

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THAT WAS WEIRD.

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YEAH, CUCKOO BANANAS.
YOU STAY HERE WITH ROBERTA.

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I THINK
THAT'S A GREAT IDEA.

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DON'T YOU, RICHARD?

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HEY, GALAVANT, QUICK STORY
I WANT TO TELL YOU.

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I NEED YOUR ADVICE.

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I REALLY WANT TO KISS ROBERTA,
AND STUFF,

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AND I THINK
THE TIMING IS RIGHT.

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BUT DID SHE SAY
SHE LIKES ME?

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GET TO THE POINT.

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DO -- DO I ASK HER?

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DO I JUST GRAB HER
AND KISS HER?

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SNEAK UP BEHIND HER
IN DARK CLOTHING, SHOUT "BOO,"

47
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AND KISS HER
WHEN SHE'S SCREAMING?

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WHAT?
 LOOK, I WOULD LOVE
TO HELP YOU.

49
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I'VE SORT OF GOT MORE IMPORTANT
THINGS TO DO, OKAY?

50
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BUT, NO, NO, DEFINITELY DON'T DO
THE "BOO" VERSION.

51
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IT'S SORT OF
FROWNED UPON, OKAY?

52
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I'VE GOT TO GO.

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NO "BOO" VERSION.
GOOD TO KNOW.

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[ GROANING ]
 Look, guys, guys, guys!

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Stop!
 [ GROANING STOPS ]

56
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You can't go with me!
I'm sneaking.

57
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[ GROANING RESUMES ]

58
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No, seriously!

59
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Just -- I'm trying to do
a secret castle scout.

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[ GROANING STOPS ]
 Just...

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[ GROANING RESUMES ]
 OH, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD.

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[ GROANING STOPS ]

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YEAH. YEAH, ALL RIGHT.
COME ON.

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[ GROANING RESUMES ]

65
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SO...

66
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UH, BOBBY,
I MEANT TO ASK YOU...

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HEY,
WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE TREE?

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BECAUSE KIDS THESE DAYS
ARE ALL INTO OAKS,

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BUT I LIKE A SPRUCE,
AND --

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MMM!

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OH, MY GOD.

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THAT WAS WONDERFUL.

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[ ROBERTA LAUGHS ]

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SO, WE'LL JUST STAND HERE

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AND LISTEN TO THIS HAPPEN,
THEN, I GUESS.

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[ GIGGLING ]

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FLAG OF TRUCE!
NOTHING TO WORRY ABOUT!

78
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GUARANTEED SAFE PASSAGE!

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SUPER POOR FORM
TO KILL US!

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WILL YOU STOP IT?

81
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YOU'RE MAKING US LOOK
LIKE TOOLS.

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WE ARE TOOLS --
TOOLS THAT WILL BE USED

83
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TO MAKE THE VALENCIAN SWORDS
DULL -- WITH MURDER!

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SORRY. WHEN I'M NERVOUS,
MY JOKES GET KIND OF WEIRD.

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WE'LL BE FINE.

86
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SURE, WE CAN'T BEAT
THE VALENCIANS

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WITH MY COUSIN'S TOY ARMY,

88
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BUT TERMS OF SURRENDER ARE
ALWAYS OFFERED BEFORE A BATTLE.

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EASY-PEASY,
PUDDING AND PIE.

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WE'RE GONNA PUDDING
AND DIE.

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I'LL TRY
AND PULL IT TOGETHER.

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THIS WAS SUCH
A GOOD IDEA.

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I THINK GETTING OUT OF
THE CASTLE WAS GREAT FOR US,

94
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YOU KNOW?

95
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THERE'S NOTHING LIKE
A GOOD OLD WAR CAMP.

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FRESH AIR,
SOUNDS OF NATURE.

97
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AND THE PROMISE OF GETTING
TO KILL PEOPLE.

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IT JUST REALLY GIVES A MAN
A LIFT, YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?

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YEAH.
IT'S NICE.

100
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WHAT?
 HMM?

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FLAG OF TRUCE?

102
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NO, NO, NO,
NO, NO, NO, NO!

103
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WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE?

104
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SHE'S PROBABLY COME TO DISCUSS
TERMS OF SURRENDER.

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I DON'T WANT HER TO SURRENDER.
I WANT TO KILL HER!

106
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GARETH, MADALENA.

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PRINCESS.
AND THE FOOL?

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PBHT!

109
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HMM?

110
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SORRY.
IT'S PRETTY TENSE IN HERE.

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I THOUGHT
WE MIGHT DISCUSS TERMS,

112
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AVOID UNNECESSARY BLOODSHED.

113
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WELL, I KIND OF AM HERE
FOR THE UNNECESSARY BLOODSHED.

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THE RULES OF WAR
DICTATE THAT --

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GOD, YOU'RE GOING TO BE LAME
ABOUT THIS, AREN'T YOU?

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FINE.
HERE ARE MY TERMS.

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COMPLETE SURRENDER.

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HAND OVER YOUR CASTLE,
YOUR GOLD,

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YOUR JEWELS,
YOUR LIVESTOCK.

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I THINK
THAT'S A BIT EXTREME.

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NOT DONE.

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ALL THE MEN OF FIGHTING AGE WILL
BE CONSCRIPTED INTO OUR ARMY.

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OH, AND I WANT ALL THE CHILDREN
TO PUT THEIR TOYS IN A PILE.

124
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THEN I'M GOING TO LIGHT IT
ON FIRE.

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[ Laughing ] YAY!
I'M HAVING FUN AFTER ALL.

126
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IF I COULD HAVE
A MOMENT.

127
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These terms
are impossible!

128
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What choice do we have?

129
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[ SIGHS ]

130
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You're right.

131
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YOUR TERMS ARE MONSTROUS,
BUT I THINK --

132
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OH, AND ONE LAST THING.

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I WANT YOU TO BE
MY NEW HANDMAIDEN.

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YOUR MAIN DUTY
WILL BE CLEANING MY CROWN.

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THAT IS NOT
YOUR CROWN.

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THAT IS THE OFFICIAL CROWN
OF THE QUEEN OF VALENCIA,

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AND MY MOTHER
IS ITS RIGHTFUL OWNER.

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SETTLE DOWN, TINY TOT.

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YOU'RE THE ONE
WHO CAME HERE TO SURRENDER.

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YOU'RE GONNA REGRET
CALLING ME "TINY TOT."

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YES!
CATFIGHT!

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FINALLY.

143
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I'VE BEEN WAITING TWO SEASONS
FOR THIS.

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♪ I DON'T LIKE YOU ♪

145
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♪ I REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU ♪

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♪ I REALLY ♪
 ♪ REALLY ♪

147
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♪ REALLY ♪
 ♪ REALLY♪

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♪ WANT YOU GONE ♪

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♪ THIS WON'T SURPRISE YOU ♪

150
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♪ BUT I DESPISE YOU ♪

151
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♪ YOU WANT TO SEE, STEP TO ME,
'CAUSE IT'S ON ♪

152
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♪ I'M THINNER, COOLER,
CLEARLY MUCH CRUELER ♪

153
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♪ AND CHECK OUT
THE BLING ♪

154
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♪ I'M YOUR KINGDOM'S
NEW RULER ♪
 BOOM!

155
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♪ GOT A JEWELER
TO PIMP OUT YOUR CROWN ♪

156
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♪ THE SERF MAY BE UP
BUT I'M TAKING YOU DOWN ♪
 OOH, YEAH!

157
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♪ ENOUGH PLEASANTRY,
YOU'RE QUEEN PRESENTLY ♪

158
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♪ BUT, HON, YOU'RE JUST
ONE OF THE PEASANTRY ♪

159
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♪ KOSHER AS BACON
AND FAKIN' THE FUNK ♪

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♪ YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO DEAL ♪

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♪ OH, I'LL DEAL WITH YOU,
PUNK ♪

162
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[ BELLS JINGLING ]

163
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♪ I'M SMARTER, TOUGHER ♪

164
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♪ MY BICEPS ARE BUFFER ♪

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♪ YOU'RE CLEVER, WHATEVER ♪

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♪ I'M CLEVER ENOUGH-ER ♪

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♪ EXCEPT AS A KISSER,
I'VE HEARD YOU'RE THE WORST ♪

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♪ I STILL GOT THE GUY ♪
 ♪ BUT I HAD HIM FIRST ♪

169
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♪ THAT'S NOT ALL YOU'VE HAD,
NOW, IS IT? ♪

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♪ THE WHOLE FEUDAL SYSTEM
HAS PAID YOU A VISIT ♪

171
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♪ YET IT'S YOU
WHO'S NOW ROYALLY SCREWED ♪

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♪ YOU THINK SO, HO? ♪
 ♪ I KNOW SO, PRUDE ♪

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♪ LET'S SEE ♪

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♪ I'VE GOT
THE SHARPER WEAPONS ♪
 YEAH, RIGHT.

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♪ I'VE GOT THE FIERCER HORDE ♪
 RIGHT, BUT --

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♪ I'VE GOT YOUR BOOTY PINNED
AGAINST THE WALL ♪

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I'VE GOT THE --
 YOU'VE GOT NOTHING.

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I'VE GOT THE --
THE HERO SWORD!

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♪ THAT'S RIGHT,
THE ONE KING TO UNITE THEM ALL ♪

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YOU DON'T HAVE
THE BEARER OF THE ONE TRUE --

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OH, I MOST CERTAINLY DO.
DON'T I, JESTER?

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[ BELLS JINGLING ]
 UH, YEAH.

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WORD UP?

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♪ I DON'T LIKE YOU ♪

185
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♪ I REALLY DON'T LIKE YOU ♪

186
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♪ YOU REALLY, REALLY, REALLY,
REALLY CROSSED THE LINE ♪

187
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♪ AND SOON YOUR CASTLE
AND YOUR ASS'LL BE MINE ♪

188
00:07:01,842 --> 00:07:03,594
♪ I DON'T LIKE YOU ♪

189
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I WILL SEE YOU
ON THE BATTLEFIELD.

190
00:07:07,678 --> 00:07:09,429
YOU CHALLENGED THIS GIANT ARMY
TO A FIGHT,

191
00:07:09,429 --> 00:07:10,931
AND YOU TOLD THEM
YOU HAVE THE BEARER

192
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OF THE SWORD
OF THE ONE TRUE KING,

193
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WHICH, I MIGHT ADD,
WE DON'T.

194
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NO ONE KNOWS WHO IT IS.

195
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DON'T GET YOUR BELLS
IN A BUNCH.

196
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I LOST MY TEMPER.

197
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YOU HEARD MADALENA'S TERMS.

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WE HAVE TO FIGHT.
AND WE WILL WIN.

199
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HOW, EXACTLY?
OUR ARMY HAS NO WEAPONS.

200
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WE'LL IMPROVISE.

201
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TELL THE PEOPLE TO GATHER
ANYTHING WE CAN USE AS WEAPONS.

202
00:07:27,828 --> 00:07:30,030
AND WE WILL MAKE OUR STAND.
 ALL RIGHT.

203
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I JUST WISH
YOU HADN'T RILED UP MADALENA.

204
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SHE SEEMED REALLY PISSED.

205
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QUEENIE, RELAX.
EVERYTHING'S FINE.

206
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RELAX?

207
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IF THE ONE TRUE KING
IS REALLY ON HER SIDE,

208
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THAT'S BAD NEWS.

209
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THE PROPHECY SAYS HE WHO PULLS
THE SWORD FROM THE STUMP

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WILL UNITE THE KINGDOMS
UNDER HIS GLORIOUS RULE.

211
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THE PROPHECY'S NEVER WRONG.
THAT'S JUST SCIENCE.

212
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LOOK, I TRAINED THIS ARMY.

213
00:07:53,473 --> 00:07:54,975
AND THEY'RE MORE
THAN CAPABLE

214
00:07:54,975 --> 00:07:57,978
OF HANDLING SOME STUPID KING
WITH SOME FANCY SWORD.

215
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DON'T WORRY.
 OH, YOU SHOULD WORRY.

216
00:08:01,862 --> 00:08:04,695
BUT LUCKILY, WE HAVE
A SECRET WEAPON ON OUR SIDE,

217
00:08:04,695 --> 00:08:08,068
AND THAT SECRET WEAPON IS...

218
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MOI.

219
00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,741
WHAT?
 PRAT.

220
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NOT ONLY AM I THE MOST RESPECTED
WEDDING PLANNER IN THE LAND,

221
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I'M ALSO A PRACTITIONER
OF THE DARK ARTS.

222
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A MASTER OF THE D'DEW.

223
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WHAT'S THAT?

224
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"DARK, DARK EVIL WAY" --
THE D'DEW.

225
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SHUT UP, BARRY.

226
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BUT WHAT HE SAID IS RIGHT.

227
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WHY DO YOU CALL IT
"THE D'DEW"?

228
00:08:29,840 --> 00:08:31,842
WOULDN'T IT BE SIMPLER
JUST TO SAY "THE DEW"?

229
00:08:31,842 --> 00:08:33,053
GOOD POINT.

230
00:08:33,053 --> 00:08:35,435
NO, NO, NO.
THE WAY ISN'T JUST DARK.

231
00:08:35,435 --> 00:08:37,848
IT'S DARK DARK.

232
00:08:40,060 --> 00:08:44,274
D'DEW IS THE MOST POWERFUL FORCE
TO EVER EXIST.

233
00:08:44,274 --> 00:08:46,607
WITH IT,
YOU CAN CONTROL EVENTS,

234
00:08:46,607 --> 00:08:48,238
BEND THEM
TO YOUR WILL,

235
00:08:48,238 --> 00:08:50,030
AND TURN EVERYTHING
TO YOUR FAVOR.

236
00:08:51,451 --> 00:08:54,575
IT'S ALSO HELPED ME
WITH MY STUBBORN TUMMY FAT.

237
00:08:54,575 --> 00:08:56,917
SO, ALL WE HAVE TO DO IS EAT
THIS, AND WE HAVE MAGIC?

238
00:08:58,869 --> 00:09:00,420
NO, NO. OH, SORRY.

239
00:09:00,420 --> 00:09:02,372
YEAH, I SEE WHERE
THE CONFUSION LIES.

240
00:09:02,372 --> 00:09:04,544
THIS IS CHERRIES JUBILEE.

241
00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:05,756
SOMETHING
I WAS THINKING ABOUT

242
00:09:05,756 --> 00:09:07,718
FOR YOUR POTENTIAL WEDDING,
HMM?

243
00:09:07,718 --> 00:09:09,379
IMAGINE
A DARKENED HALL, HMM?

244
00:09:09,379 --> 00:09:10,550
HUNDREDS OF THESE
COMING IN AT ONCE.

245
00:09:10,550 --> 00:09:12,552
OH, WOW!
I'M IN.

246
00:09:12,552 --> 00:09:14,725
YEAH -- OH, GOOD.
BARRY, ORDER THE BOWLS.

247
00:09:14,725 --> 00:09:16,136
I MEANT WITH D'DEW.

248
00:09:17,057 --> 00:09:18,228
HOLD ON A MINUTE.

249
00:09:18,228 --> 00:09:19,890
I SAID I CAN HANDLE THIS.

250
00:09:19,890 --> 00:09:22,562
COME ON, GARETH.
LET'S DO D'DEW.

251
00:09:22,562 --> 00:09:24,394
CAN I HAVE A WORD WITH YOU
FOR A MINUTE?

252
00:09:24,394 --> 00:09:25,315
WHAT? WHY?

253
00:09:27,317 --> 00:09:29,399
LOOK, WE'VE GOT
A GOOD THING GOING.

254
00:09:29,399 --> 00:09:30,821
DO YOU WANT TO BRING DARK MAGIC
INTO THIS?

255
00:09:30,821 --> 00:09:32,903
I DON'T KNOW.

256
00:09:32,903 --> 00:09:34,745
A LITTLE D'DEW
MIGHT BE EXCITING.

257
00:09:34,745 --> 00:09:36,747
SPICE THINGS UP.

258
00:09:39,409 --> 00:09:42,082
THIS REALLY BUGS YOU,
DOESN'T IT?
 YES.

259
00:09:42,082 --> 00:09:44,414
AND YOU'RE SURE YOU CAN WIN
THE BATTLE WITHOUT IT?

260
00:09:44,414 --> 00:09:45,125
POSITIVE.

261
00:09:47,337 --> 00:09:48,759
OKAY.

262
00:09:48,759 --> 00:09:50,130
FOR YOU.

263
00:09:52,172 --> 00:09:55,135
SORRY, MR. WORMWOOD.
NO D'DEW.

264
00:10:01,932 --> 00:10:03,603
[ SIGHS ]

265
00:10:03,603 --> 00:10:05,686
I'LL FIND YOU LATER.

266
00:10:05,686 --> 00:10:07,778
Both: D'DEW!

267
00:10:14,364 --> 00:10:16,326
[ GROANING ]

268
00:10:19,369 --> 00:10:21,121
ARE YOU SURE
THEY'RE GONE?

269
00:10:21,121 --> 00:10:23,453
WELL, IT LOOKED EMPTY
FROM THE TOP OF THE HILL.

270
00:10:23,453 --> 00:10:25,005
THERE'S A NOTE.

271
00:10:26,296 --> 00:10:29,379
"OFF TO INVADE HORTENSIA.
BACK IN A JIFFY."

272
00:10:29,379 --> 00:10:30,961
LOOKS LIKE WE DEFINITELY HAVE
THE PLACE TO OURSELVES,

273
00:10:30,961 --> 00:10:32,052
HUH, GUYS?

274
00:10:33,463 --> 00:10:35,465
WHAT'S GOING ON
WITH THEM?
 DON'T ASK.

275
00:10:35,465 --> 00:10:37,307
WHAT'S THAT?

276
00:10:37,307 --> 00:10:39,179
YOU WANT TO HEAR
HOW WE SPENT OUR EVENING?

277
00:10:39,179 --> 00:10:41,141
NO, HE REALLY DOESN'T.
 NO, I DON'T.

278
00:10:41,141 --> 00:10:42,813
♪ WE WENT TO THE LAKE ♪

279
00:10:42,813 --> 00:10:45,025
♪ THINGS GOT
KIND OF SNUGGLY ♪

280
00:10:45,025 --> 00:10:47,477
♪ SHE LED ME
BEHIND A TREE ♪

281
00:10:47,477 --> 00:10:48,979
[ ALL GASPING ]

282
00:10:48,979 --> 00:10:50,360
♪ HE BEGAN TO SHAKE ♪

283
00:10:50,360 --> 00:10:53,323
♪ IT WAS PRETTY UGLY ♪

284
00:10:53,323 --> 00:10:56,196
♪ I HAD GIVEN UP,
BASICALLY ♪

285
00:10:56,196 --> 00:10:58,368
♪ THEN ♪
 ♪ FINALLY ♪

286
00:10:58,368 --> 00:11:00,871
♪ THINGS BEGAN TO HAPPEN ♪

287
00:11:00,871 --> 00:11:02,662
♪ FINALLY ♪

288
00:11:02,662 --> 00:11:04,544
♪ THINGS INVOLVING TONGUE ♪

289
00:11:04,544 --> 00:11:06,336
♪ FINALLY ♪

290
00:11:06,336 --> 00:11:10,000
♪ AND THE NIGHT
WAS STILL KIND OF YOUNG ♪

291
00:11:11,501 --> 00:11:13,673
♪ DO YOU WANT
TO KNOW MORE? ♪

292
00:11:13,673 --> 00:11:15,595
♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪

293
00:11:15,595 --> 00:11:17,677
♪ CAN I TELL YOU THE REST? ♪

294
00:11:17,677 --> 00:11:19,679
♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪

295
00:11:19,679 --> 00:11:21,391
♪ YOU'RE NOT GONNA BELIEVE IT ♪

296
00:11:21,391 --> 00:11:23,183
♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪

297
00:11:23,183 --> 00:11:25,015
♪ BUT YOU'VE PROBABLY GUESSED ♪

298
00:11:25,015 --> 00:11:26,066
♪ UHHHH ♪
♪ UH-HUH ♪

299
00:11:26,066 --> 00:11:27,187
♪ UHHHH ♪
 ♪ UH-HUH ♪

300
00:11:27,187 --> 00:11:28,859
♪ UHH ♪
 ♪ UH-HUH, UHHH ♪

301
00:11:28,859 --> 00:11:30,020
♪ UHH ♪
 ♪ UH-HUH ♪

302
00:11:30,020 --> 00:11:31,231
♪ UHHHH ♪
 ♪ UH-HUH ♪

303
00:11:31,231 --> 00:11:32,692
♪ UHHHH ♪
 ♪ UH-HUH, UH-UHHH ♪

304
00:11:32,692 --> 00:11:34,945
♪ SOON,
WE FOUND OUR GROOVE ♪

305
00:11:34,945 --> 00:11:36,616
♪ STILL,
HE KEPT ON TRYING ♪

306
00:11:36,616 --> 00:11:40,530
♪ SUPER HOT ♪
 ♪ WELL, SAD BUT SWEET ♪

307
00:11:40,530 --> 00:11:42,372
♪ THEN I MADE MY MOVE ♪

308
00:11:42,372 --> 00:11:44,704
♪ WHEN HE FINISHED CRYING ♪

309
00:11:44,704 --> 00:11:45,705
♪ SWEPT HER ♪
 ♪ DROPPED ME ♪

310
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:48,708
♪ OFF HER FEET ♪

311
00:11:48,708 --> 00:11:50,380
♪ FINALLY ♪

312
00:11:50,380 --> 00:11:52,592
♪ WE WERE GETTING JIGGY ♪

313
00:11:52,592 --> 00:11:54,714
♪ FINALLY ♪

314
00:11:54,714 --> 00:11:56,887
♪ HIS WORD, NOT MINE ♪

315
00:11:56,887 --> 00:11:58,548
♪ FINALLY ♪

316
00:11:58,548 --> 00:12:04,054
♪ IT ONLY TOOK
THREE BOTTLES OF WINE ♪

317
00:12:04,054 --> 00:12:06,476
♪ THINK SHE KNOWS
HOW I FEEL? ♪

318
00:12:06,476 --> 00:12:09,059
♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪

319
00:12:09,059 --> 00:12:11,561
♪ SHOULD I KEEP
MY THOUGHTS HID? ♪

320
00:12:11,561 --> 00:12:14,234
♪ UH-HUH, UH-HUH ♪

321
00:12:14,234 --> 00:12:16,446
♪ SHOULD I TELL HER
I LOVE HER? ♪

322
00:12:18,118 --> 00:12:21,661
♪ OOPS,
I THINK I JUST DID ♪

323
00:12:21,661 --> 00:12:24,244
♪ FINALLY ♪

324
00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:27,417
♪ FINALLY ♪

325
00:12:27,417 --> 00:12:33,463
♪ FINALLY ♪

326
00:12:33,463 --> 00:12:34,584
AWW.

327
00:12:37,928 --> 00:12:40,090
WELL,
IF YOU'LL EXCUSE US,

328
00:12:40,090 --> 00:12:43,433
MY GIRLFRIEND AND I
ARE GONNA GO INSIDE AND, UM...

329
00:12:43,433 --> 00:12:46,306
HAVE BRUNCH.

330
00:12:47,477 --> 00:12:49,099
WE'RE NOT HAVING BRUNCH.

331
00:12:49,099 --> 00:12:51,351
[ GROANS ]
KILL ME.

332
00:12:51,351 --> 00:12:53,653
NOT YOU, SID.
IT WAS JUST AN EXPRESSION.

333
00:12:53,653 --> 00:12:57,607
ANOTHER GOOD ONE, SIR.

334
00:12:57,607 --> 00:12:58,698
[ METAL CLASHING ]

335
00:13:06,286 --> 00:13:08,288
I'M READY TO DO
WHATEVER I NEED

336
00:13:08,288 --> 00:13:09,619
TO JOIN
THE DARK, DARK EVIL W--

337
00:13:09,619 --> 00:13:10,790
[ GASPS ]

338
00:13:10,790 --> 00:13:12,462
EXCELLENT.

339
00:13:12,462 --> 00:13:15,465
OH, GOD, NO, SORRY.

340
00:13:15,465 --> 00:13:17,127
THAT'S BEYOND EVEN ME.

341
00:13:18,969 --> 00:13:20,300
OH, FINE,
GIVE IT HERE.

342
00:13:20,300 --> 00:13:21,721
NO, NO.
IT'S ALL RIGHT.

343
00:13:21,721 --> 00:13:24,474
I'M JUST BABYSITTING
FOR ONE OF THE KITCHEN STAFF.

344
00:13:24,474 --> 00:13:27,888
I WAS CUTTING UP A PEACH
FOR THE LITTLE CHAP.

345
00:13:27,888 --> 00:13:29,890
OH, SORRY,
I THOUGHT YOU MEANT...

346
00:13:29,890 --> 00:13:31,852
KCCH!

347
00:13:31,852 --> 00:13:35,695
AH, RIGHT, SO, THE D'DEW.
YOU'RE INTERESTED?

348
00:13:35,695 --> 00:13:38,148
VERY. I'M IN.
LET'S D'DO IT.

349
00:13:38,148 --> 00:13:39,990
OH, GOD,
THAT'S VERY FUNNY.

350
00:13:39,990 --> 00:13:42,532
[ LAUGHS ]
 THANK YOU.

351
00:13:42,532 --> 00:13:45,996
I THINK WITH THESE POWERS,
YOU'LL DEFINITELY WIN THE WAR.

352
00:13:45,996 --> 00:13:48,328
AND I THINK
YOU'LL FIND THE D'DEW FOLKS

353
00:13:48,328 --> 00:13:51,161
A FUN GROUP OF PEOPLE
TO BE WITH.

354
00:13:51,161 --> 00:13:52,873
SO, IS THERE LIKE A CEREMONY
OR SOMETHING?

355
00:13:52,873 --> 00:13:55,665
NO, YOU JUST SIGN A CONTRACT
FOR YOUR IMMORTAL SOUL.

356
00:13:55,665 --> 00:13:58,258
OH.
 AH, WHERE DID I PUT IT?

357
00:13:58,258 --> 00:14:01,381
AHH.

358
00:14:01,381 --> 00:14:02,342
HERE.

359
00:14:02,342 --> 00:14:03,553
IF --

360
00:14:03,553 --> 00:14:05,015
[ WHIMPERS ]

361
00:14:05,015 --> 00:14:07,517
NO, NO, NO.
YOU DON'T HAVE TO SIGN IN BLOOD.

362
00:14:07,517 --> 00:14:09,519
HUH?
 I JUST GAVE YOU THE KNIFE
TO HOLD.

363
00:14:09,519 --> 00:14:10,891
A QUILL IS FINE.

364
00:14:10,891 --> 00:14:13,603
[ CHUCKLES ]

365
00:14:14,564 --> 00:14:17,607
YES, BUT POINTS
FOR ENTHUSIASM, THOUGH.

366
00:14:19,239 --> 00:14:22,072
IF YOU COULD, LET'S JUST KEEP
THIS AS OUR LITTLE SECRET.

367
00:14:22,072 --> 00:14:23,904
THERE'S NO REASON
GARETH NEEDS TO KNOW.

368
00:14:23,904 --> 00:14:25,245
NO.

369
00:14:25,245 --> 00:14:27,367
NOW PLEASE STEP AWAY
FROM THE BABY.

370
00:14:27,367 --> 00:14:29,369
YOU REALLY FREAKED ME OUT
BEFORE.

371
00:14:29,369 --> 00:14:31,701
YES, SURE, OF COURSE.

372
00:14:31,701 --> 00:14:35,295
I WANT TO THANK EVERYONE
FOR PITCHING IN

373
00:14:35,295 --> 00:14:37,757
AND COLLECTING THINGS
WE CAN USE AS WEAPONS.

374
00:14:37,757 --> 00:14:42,552
BUT WE MAY NEED TO SORT THROUGH
AND PICK OUT THE BEST BITS.

375
00:14:42,552 --> 00:14:44,054
OKAY?

376
00:14:44,054 --> 00:14:44,884
RIGHT.

377
00:14:46,426 --> 00:14:49,559
POTS AND PANS.
VERY GOOD FOR BONKING HEADS.

378
00:14:49,559 --> 00:14:52,222
A COUPLE OF SPATULAS,
A WHISK.

379
00:14:54,104 --> 00:14:56,436
WEREN'T THERE ANY KNIVES
IN THE KITCHEN?

380
00:14:56,436 --> 00:14:58,778
NO? SHAME.

381
00:14:58,778 --> 00:15:00,480
I'VE GOT A POTATO.
IT'S VERY POINTY.

382
00:15:01,781 --> 00:15:03,403
I DIDN'T FIND
ANY WEAPONS,

383
00:15:03,403 --> 00:15:04,985
BUT I'M REALLY GOING TO GIVE
THOSE VALENCIANS

384
00:15:04,985 --> 00:15:06,286
A PIECE OF MY MIND.

385
00:15:06,286 --> 00:15:08,908
HER WORDS CAN BE
VERY CUTTING.

386
00:15:08,908 --> 00:15:11,661
WELL, WE DON'T HAVE MUCH
IN THE WAY AS WEAPONS.

387
00:15:11,661 --> 00:15:14,744
BUT, UH, WE GOT GRIT.

388
00:15:14,744 --> 00:15:15,745
AND DETERMINATION.

389
00:15:17,247 --> 00:15:18,918
YAH!

390
00:15:21,171 --> 00:15:23,964
I MEAN, IT'S A BIT DESPERATE,
ISN'T IT?

391
00:15:25,755 --> 00:15:28,428
COME ON, GUYS.
SHOW ME SOMETHING.

392
00:15:28,428 --> 00:15:30,850
THERE MUST BE MORE
THAN THIS AIMLESS AMBLE.

393
00:15:30,850 --> 00:15:32,262
YOU WERE SOLDIERS ONCE,
WEREN'T YOU?

394
00:15:32,262 --> 00:15:34,104
DON'T YOU REMEMBER
ANY OF THAT?

395
00:15:34,104 --> 00:15:35,265
HUH?

396
00:15:35,265 --> 00:15:36,646
ALL RIGHT,
RAISE YOUR WEAPONS.

397
00:15:36,646 --> 00:15:38,858
[ GROANING ]

398
00:15:38,858 --> 00:15:40,940
OR NOT.

399
00:15:40,940 --> 00:15:42,272
MAYBE YOU'LL RESPOND
TO DANGER!

400
00:15:42,272 --> 00:15:43,823
AAH!

401
00:15:43,823 --> 00:15:47,277
[ THUD ]
 OH, FOR THE LOVE OF...

402
00:15:47,277 --> 00:15:48,698
I'M GONNA FAIL.

403
00:15:48,698 --> 00:15:50,280
I'M GONNA FAIL.

404
00:15:50,280 --> 00:15:52,332
[ SIGHS ]

405
00:15:52,332 --> 00:15:56,786
AND ISABELLA IS GONNA DIE
THINKING I DON'T LOVE HER,

406
00:15:56,786 --> 00:15:58,958
WHICH ISN'T TRUE.

407
00:15:58,958 --> 00:16:02,792
I LOVE HER
TO THE VERY FIBER OF MY BEING.

408
00:16:02,792 --> 00:16:04,634
AND SHE'LL NEVER KNOW.

409
00:16:06,636 --> 00:16:09,009
AWW.

410
00:16:09,009 --> 00:16:12,302
I LOVE HER.

411
00:16:12,302 --> 00:16:14,144
LOOOOOVE.

412
00:16:15,555 --> 00:16:17,807
I CAME BACK FROM THE DEAD
FOR LOVE.

413
00:16:17,807 --> 00:16:19,519
DOES LOVE SPEAK TO YOU?

414
00:16:19,519 --> 00:16:21,191
All: LOOOOOVE.

415
00:16:22,482 --> 00:16:23,813
WILL YOU FOLLOW ME FOR LOVE?

416
00:16:26,566 --> 00:16:28,408
WILL YOU FIGHT WITH ME FOR LOVE?

417
00:16:28,408 --> 00:16:29,989
All: LOVE!

418
00:16:29,989 --> 00:16:31,911
NOW, WHO'S WITH ME?
FOR LOVE!

419
00:16:31,911 --> 00:16:33,663
All: LOVE!
 LOVE!

420
00:16:33,663 --> 00:16:34,824
LOVE!
 LOVE!

421
00:16:34,824 --> 00:16:36,076
LOVE!

422
00:16:36,076 --> 00:16:38,418
[ SPEAKING GIBBERING ]

423
00:16:38,418 --> 00:16:39,919
YES.

424
00:16:39,919 --> 00:16:42,042
WELL SAID, MY FRIEND.
WELL SAID.

425
00:16:49,719 --> 00:16:52,932
LET'S SADDLE UP.
IT'S TIME FOR BATTLE.

426
00:16:52,932 --> 00:16:55,345
I AM READY FOR WAR.

427
00:16:55,345 --> 00:16:58,017
AND NOT JUST TO SIT IN A COMFY
CHAIR AND WATCH UP ON A HILL

428
00:16:58,017 --> 00:16:59,269
WHILE EATING
CUCUMBER SANDWICHES,

429
00:16:59,269 --> 00:17:01,851
ALTHOUGH
THAT WAS DELIGHTFUL.

430
00:17:01,851 --> 00:17:05,355
NO, I AM ACTUALLY READY
TO STAND NEXT TO YOU AND FIGHT.

431
00:17:05,355 --> 00:17:07,197
SOUNDS LIKE YOU FOUND
YOUR MANHOOD, RICHARD.

432
00:17:07,197 --> 00:17:10,200
BOBBY FOUND IT --
A BUNCH OF TIMES,

433
00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,411
IF YOU KNOW
WHAT I'M SAYING, HUH?

434
00:17:11,411 --> 00:17:13,203
UNFORTUNATELY, I DO.

435
00:17:13,203 --> 00:17:14,704
OW.
[ INHALES SHARPLY ]

436
00:17:14,704 --> 00:17:16,746
THAT'S REALLY THICK ARMOR.

437
00:17:16,746 --> 00:17:18,368
HAS ANYONE SEEN SID?

438
00:17:18,368 --> 00:17:21,251
THERE'S THIS ONE STRAP
ON MY ARMOR I CAN NEVER GET.

439
00:17:21,251 --> 00:17:22,422
OH, SORRY.

440
00:17:22,422 --> 00:17:25,545
HE ASKED ME TO GIVE YOU THIS
LAST NIGHT.

441
00:17:30,220 --> 00:17:32,722
"I CAN'T STAND THE SHAME
OF HAVING BRIEFLY KILLED

442
00:17:32,722 --> 00:17:34,804
THE GREATEST HERO
IN THE SEVEN REALMS.

443
00:17:34,804 --> 00:17:37,887
I'VE LEFT TO REDEEM MYSELF.
SID."

444
00:17:37,887 --> 00:17:39,269
HE DOESN'T NEED TO REDEEM
HIMSELF.

445
00:17:39,269 --> 00:17:41,731
I WAS JUST GIVING HIM A HARD T--
DAMN IT, GAL.

446
00:17:41,731 --> 00:17:44,234
MOTHER ALWAYS SAID SHE NEVER
KNEW WHEN I WAS JOKING.

447
00:17:44,234 --> 00:17:45,895
OH, I HATE IT
WHEN MOTHER IS RIGHT.

448
00:17:45,895 --> 00:17:47,237
I'M GONNA GO FIND HIM.

449
00:17:51,111 --> 00:17:54,073
STRANGE BEING
IN THIS ROOM AGAIN.

450
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,786
IT SEEMS LIKE A LIFETIME AGO
I SAT ON THAT THRONE.

451
00:17:56,786 --> 00:17:59,078
SO MUCH HAS CHANGED.

452
00:18:01,581 --> 00:18:05,465
AH, IF I EVER GOT THE CHANCE
TO BE A KING AGAIN,

453
00:18:05,465 --> 00:18:08,338
I WOULD DO THINGS
SO DIFFERENTLY.

454
00:18:08,338 --> 00:18:10,800
RICHARD, I HAVE TO TELL YOU
SOMETHING.

455
00:18:10,800 --> 00:18:11,511
HMM?
 [ CLEARS THROAT ]

456
00:18:11,511 --> 00:18:12,672
UM...

457
00:18:12,672 --> 00:18:16,766
IT'S HARD TO SAY,
BUT, UM...

458
00:18:16,766 --> 00:18:19,098
I CAN'T GO INTO BATTLE
WITH YOU.

459
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,271
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING
ABOUT?

460
00:18:21,271 --> 00:18:23,273
RICHARD,
YOU'RE NOT A FIGHTER,

461
00:18:23,273 --> 00:18:25,855
AND I LOVE YOU TOO MUCH
TO WATCH YOU DIE.

462
00:18:25,855 --> 00:18:28,528
AND...YOU WILL DIE.

463
00:18:28,528 --> 00:18:29,989
HORRIBLY.

464
00:18:29,989 --> 00:18:31,991
MUTILATED.

465
00:18:31,991 --> 00:18:33,943
CRYING BLOOD.
 [ SCOFFS ] OKAY.

466
00:18:33,943 --> 00:18:35,114
HAVING SOILED YOURSELF

467
00:18:35,114 --> 00:18:36,866
WITH PEOPLE TRYING
TO CUT OFF YOUR HEAD.

468
00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,159
PEOPLE POINTING
AND LAUGHING,

469
00:18:39,159 --> 00:18:41,040
GLOATING
ON THE BATTLEFIELD.

470
00:18:41,040 --> 00:18:43,002
IT'S GONNA BE HIDEOUS.
 OKAY.

471
00:18:43,002 --> 00:18:44,954
IT CAN BE QUITE FUN,
BUT NOT FOR YOU.
 GOT IT.

472
00:18:44,954 --> 00:18:46,956
I CAN'T BE PART OF THAT.

473
00:18:46,956 --> 00:18:48,298
IT'LL DESTROY ME.

474
00:18:48,298 --> 00:18:52,131
MY DARLING, YOU WORRY TOO MUCH.
I'LL BE FINE.

475
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,385
YES, PERHAPS
A BIT LESS CONFIDENT

476
00:18:55,385 --> 00:18:58,178
AFTER YOUR VERY CHARMINGLY
GRAPHIC DESCRIPTION,

477
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:00,310
BUT BELIEVE ME,
I'LL BE FINE.

478
00:19:00,310 --> 00:19:03,183
LET'S FORGET THIS WHOLE BATTLE
AND LEAVE

479
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:05,645
AND GO AND BUILD
A LIFE FOR OURSELVES.

480
00:19:05,645 --> 00:19:09,028
MY AUNT HAS A FARM
ACROSS THE LONELY SEA,

481
00:19:09,028 --> 00:19:10,650
IN THE SHADOW
OF MOUNT SPINSTER.

482
00:19:10,650 --> 00:19:12,822
IT'S SO BEAUTIFUL.
LOTS OF CATS.

483
00:19:12,822 --> 00:19:15,575
WE CAN BE HAPPY THERE.

484
00:19:15,575 --> 00:19:18,198
I CAN GET US
ONE-WAY TICKETS, AND --
 BOBBY.

485
00:19:19,989 --> 00:19:21,911
I HAVE TO DO THIS.

486
00:19:21,911 --> 00:19:23,243
I CAN'T LET GALAVANT DOWN.

487
00:19:25,084 --> 00:19:26,496
AND I CAN'T WATCH YOU DIE.

488
00:19:31,251 --> 00:19:32,382
SO, WHAT ARE WE SAYING?

489
00:19:35,755 --> 00:19:37,847
I THINK
WE'RE SAYING GOODBYE.

490
00:19:51,771 --> 00:19:55,024
LET'S MAKE THIS SACRIFICE
WORTH IT.

491
00:19:59,529 --> 00:20:01,120
FOR LOVE.

492
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,121
FOR LOVE!

493
00:20:02,121 --> 00:20:03,953
All: LOOOOOVE!

494
00:20:13,543 --> 00:20:15,635
♪ IT'S A DARK SEASON ♪

495
00:20:15,635 --> 00:20:17,717
♪ AND IT'S BEEN ALL ALONG ♪

496
00:20:17,717 --> 00:20:20,300
♪ A GRIM SEASON ♪

497
00:20:20,300 --> 00:20:23,142
♪ THERE'S NO POINT
IN PRETENDING ♪

498
00:20:26,145 --> 00:20:28,227
♪ FOR SOME REASON ♪

499
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:30,650
♪ WE'RE STILL SINGING
THIS SONG ♪

500
00:20:30,650 --> 00:20:34,944
♪ BUT THIS TIME
WITH A D'DOOZY OF AN ENDING ♪

501
00:20:34,944 --> 00:20:36,406
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?
 WHAT?

502
00:20:36,406 --> 00:20:38,237
I THOUGHT --
 OH, LOOK, A SQUIRREL!

503
00:20:42,161 --> 00:20:44,073
♪ NOW I MUST RIDE TO...
SOMEWHERE ♪

504
00:20:44,073 --> 00:20:48,498
♪ TO DO SOMETHING TO ATONE ♪

505
00:20:48,498 --> 00:20:52,462
♪ I'LL CROSS THE LONELY SEA
TO SPEND MY LONELY LIFE ALONE ♪

506
00:20:52,462 --> 00:20:54,634
♪ BEYOND THE BITTER DESERT ♪

507
00:20:54,634 --> 00:20:57,086
♪ IN THE SHADOW
OF MOUNT SPINSTER ♪

508
00:20:57,086 --> 00:20:58,588
♪ WITH A BUNCH OF STUPID CATS ♪

509
00:20:58,588 --> 00:21:02,592
♪ NOW, THIS SEASON NEEDS
A HERO ♪

510
00:21:02,592 --> 00:21:13,693
♪ AND HE'S ON HIS WAY ♪